Quotes from
The Time They Threw That Party

"Girl, have you no vision?" -Romy to Sarah

"Good luck finding 2 girls with any combination of my butt and her boobs who knows anything about moving liquor." -Joss threatening to quit with Sarah

"It feels really weird to write you a letter but I have a lot on my mind and maybe I'm just not brave enough to say it on the phone. Your moving to New York was something I never expected, Sarah. And ever since you told me, I've been having kind of a rough time. I know things haven't been great with us for a while, but I don't know how we're supposed to make stuff better with you so far away. I mean It feels like every step we take now is backwards. And you took this last big one without even asking me. So, I think it's my turn. I guess what I'm saying is, I'm breaking up with you. I'm sorry, this just isn't enough for me." -Bailey's letter to Sarah

"...so you know, the rule of the house is: one for you, one for me." -Sarah drowning her sorrows

"Romy. She wants me to get some booze." -J.B.
"Ooh! Get the kind with the guy on the label riding the donkey with the big sombrero." -a very drunk Sarah
"Wait, who's wearing the sombrero? the guy or the donkey?" -J.B.

"No, my money, my ass, and hello... my life. Now let's talk cheeks." -Sarah negotiating for her tattoo

"Then she turned into this psychobitch from hell and well, I had to change my number and start getting my coffee around the corner at Starbucks, for crying out loud!" -J.B.

"It's like everything about you is a challenge. It's like every choice you make is about proving somebody wrong or telling someone to go to hell. Joss, don't you see living your life that way is only gonna get you in trouble? Trouble worse than this." -Maguire

"Just out of curiosity, how many women have you slept with? Just out of curiosity." -Romy
"I don't remember." -J.B.
"Really? Is that A: I don't remember because it's been so long that memory fades or B: I don't remember because there've been so many I've lost count?" -Romy

"'Go Yankees'?" -Sarah reading the tattoo on her butt

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